Titans (-3) over the Bears
How appropriate is this post title, considering some asshole broke into our condo building this week and stole a bunch of shit from the neighbors. My condominium was spared, thanks to a security system of not owning anything expensive. That, and the ADP logo I cut out of a magazine and taped to my door.
Of course, making these consistently shitty picks is pretty much a guarantee of me not affording anything more that a bag of peanut butter stuffed pretzels. But goddamn are those things tasty.
With Sexy Rexy back flinging darts behind center, look for the Titan's front four to apply constant pressure against the middle of the offensive line. Rex is too short and slow to avoid such a ferocious pass rush, so expect more batted balls at the line of scrimmage, 25-yard floaters into double coverage, and just for good measure, a fumbled snap (he's due!).
If the Bears can't stop the Titans ground game, it could be long afteroon on the lakefront Sunday. Watching the Bears defense attempt flailing tackles on LenDale White and Chris Johnson might put me into a rage, but if I see one more of these fucking "Save By Zero" Toyota commercials, I'm going to kill someone.
Finally, if these NFL picks don't challenge you enough, a bookmaker has slashed it's odds on the existence of God to 4-to-1.
Overall Record: 5-4
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