If you're an NFL player and reputed connoisseur of cannibis, then when it comes maximizing your herbal enjoyment, you should settle for nothing less that the Volcano Vaporizer. For a mere $539 (plus shipping), you can experience the BMW of bongs. As an added health and security bonus, vaporizing your tasty nuggets will remove harmful substances and will eliminate the strong odor of ganja that is billowing out the windows of your stretch limousine at this very moment.
In light of Michael Vick's recent run-in with airport security and Pacman Jones' apparent smokin' affection, there is clearly an upscale market of consumers for this fine product.
Who knows, maybe someday we'll see a billboard advertising the "Vick's Vaporizer" (not be confused with Vicks VapoRub)...
NFL Players and other intersted parties can get 15% off this fine machine as well as free overnight shipping by mentioning thegamehigh.com at checkout or entering coupon code 'repeat15' at http://www.thevolcanovaporizer.com
Posted by: Jason | March 12, 2007 at 01:53 PM