So Miami Heat coach Pat Riley is having knee surgery and will be taking an extended leave of absence from his team. Rumor has it that he injured himself kicking the locker room door at the United Center. However, I suspect the injury was caused by the lingering effects of his performance at the Heat's championship parade last Summer. Such cringe-inducing dance moves are bound to hospitalize anyone beyond the age of 60. Fortunately for Pat Riley's sake, there is absolutely zero chance of a repeat parade in Miami next Summer.
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