Amidst all the Hallmark-holidays we are subjected to, you may have forgotten that today is National Gorilla Suit Day. Of course, every day is gorilla suit day for the guy who stands in the Loop in downtown Chicago, handing out free passes to Gorilla Gym. But given the sub-Arctic temperatures and wind chill going around these days, a gorilla suit might be a decent option for keeping warm. Surely, a pack of gorillas-suited commuters piling onto a CTA red line train, all listening to iPods, would be a site to behold.
And if Gorilla suits aren't your thing, then perhaps a Bear or Colt costume would suit your needs. Or maybe you just need a fine lady to keep you warm during these winter months. But a word of caution. If you find yourself getting intimate with one of these "females", you're about one muscle flex away from having your genitalia horrifically detached. Not good.
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